Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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