I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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