Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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