Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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