You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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