Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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