Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
