He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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