You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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