She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Even my vagina gasped.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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