we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
