So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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