Dual....:-)
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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