your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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