You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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