hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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