Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
How's work?
Spinning.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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