My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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