Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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