a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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