I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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