She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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