My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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