if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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