Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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