It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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