I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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