Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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