we have officially lost it.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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