So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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