I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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