Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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