these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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