My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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