My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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