This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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