STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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