just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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