There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Randomize
