Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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