I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
zippers are such a cool invention
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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