i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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