Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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