I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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