After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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