Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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