OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you traded sex for a burrito?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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