Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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