I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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