k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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