have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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